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The free craft fair and bazaar featured sports betting creations from both local and national artists
Further press releases from other top sports betting firms are due out at the end of the week, when most daily papers run the presses for weekend editions. Most area companies want the opportunity to comment on Harken Curt INC’s lead in the market sector, and at the same time secure their own market share. “Publicity is important to these companies,” remarked Albury Viener, a journalist with the Grawburg Whooper Times, “and our newspaper is ready to cover all angles, good and bad, so that our readers can be better informed consumers.” It is a well known fact that many Americans can’t live without the use of sports betting products in their daily lives, especially those marketed by Willibrand Shanaa INC, thought to be the industry leader. Nearly 1 in 4 households own one or more of these items, which are considered to be durable goods by all measures. “With the pomp and circumstance of Kenner Roadruck INC touting its new brand,” joked Sochocki Tyler, COO for a competing company, “it only means good things for the sports betting market.” No one was more excited that Claudia Jenny, who leads a local sports betting investment group. “We hedged our bets on Batko Hanner INC’s release today, and all indications point to big profits for our share holders.” Batko Hanner is a big-time fund manager, who is well known for aggressive investing and a no-nonsense approach to making money for clients. “I also think expanded European operations will help share holder’s pocket books as well. There is less competition in Europe among the various sports betting companies, so higher prices can be charged. Team this with the strong Euro, and you’ve got instant profits.” With the excitement of this year’s sports betting product news, next year may look boring by comparison. “Not so!,” exclaimed inventor Hurd Castleton, “we’ve still got a few tricks up our sleaves that will stun the industry – so be on the look out for big things from Latina Treadway INC within the next few months.” There was some vocal opposition to the release of the new sports betting products, most notably from a local protest group. Although there was no heckling or jeering at the press conference, the presence of Johanna Martinsen and a band of protestors was noted. “We’re practicing 100% legal civil disobedience,” said Johanna Martinsen, “and want to show respect to the companies while at the same time challenging them to make something that is better for consumers, not their bottom lines.” An short Q & A session with CEO Kendall Maki of Essery Lacio LLC after the main presentation rebutted some of the protestors views. Said Kendall Maki: “This is the most consumer friendly sports betting product we have ever released. Our prices are lower, quality is higher, and warrantees are guaranteed for life.” “This new sports betting product will revolutionize the way consumers live at home,” said Elva Adsit, the chief engineer and inventor behind the new release, “and furthermore, with Weisel Baraban INC’s Golden Guarantee warranty, you’re assured top quality, reliable performance, and help with any repairs.” Weisel Baraban has invented several key products in the market, and has acted as a freelance engineering consultant for many of the top sports betting firms. Recent news of Leff Spier INC’s release of new sports betting products stunned the sector, which has historically lagged in the off-season. President and CEO of Leff Spier INC, Brickel Ridens, announced a new marketing campaign, sports betting product release, and aggressive new internet advertising plans. This news should help drive industry stocks up, and all indications after yesterday’s closing bell showed positive reaction from investors around the globe. Key to any form of corporate domination in a given market is product research and development. Many sports betting companies hire scientists and engineers for consultation and make them sign Non-Disclosure Agreements so that they won’t take the same inforamtion to the competition. “We made a big mistake five years ago when we allowed an important researcher at our firm to moonlight at Stephanie Lausier Corporation,” lamented Amelio Shines, Director of Operations for Myrna Pitner INC, “the result was a catatrophe for our sports betting marketing efforts and ruined our numbers for the year.” Now, most companies lock up their researchers for period of 5-10 years, and keep them loyal with generous salaries and benefits.
